ciriofcintras:
“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”
(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)
fartgallery:
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sitengineer 2: dick holeengineer 1: hmm…almost
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
(Source: fartgallery, via gruncle-sam)
dreamgrl1998:
my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything
(via shirii)
wormspeddler:
take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.
(via bace-jeleren)
please-dont-freak-out:
(via kweh-not-wark)
prisonsentience:
just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
(Source: talksick, via costumepartycosplay)
rocma:
(Source: rocma-moved, via circlesmadeofglass)
